The Early Writing Tag/////You Know What You Did Catherine

March 02, 2018

Hello everyone!

This tag is from waaaay back in June. I know, I know. I'm late. But better late than never!

Catherine (my big sis) tagged me. In a very sneaky way. She took advantage of my inability to count the numbers.

Ze rules:

Thank the person that tagged you (Thanks Catherine!!!) *is sarcastic*

Answer the two questions

Tag 5 other bloggers

What horrendous stories did you write as a wee one?

I wrote two stories when I was little. I was experimenting with hobbies and book writing was one of them. I was about 7 or 8.

When I was looking back on these stories, I realized something. I was obsessed with murder. I loved killing characters because it was funny. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME? WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS TAKE ME TO SEE A THERAPIST OR SOMETHING. THEY WERE LIVING WITH A PSYCOPATH. (I don't like murder as much now, thank goodness)

1. The Little Princess.

Because I found this one, i'm just going to write it here. It's only a paragraph long.

" Captain Crewe was going to India. He was leaving his daughter in the care of Miss Minchin's boarding school. Sara his daughter was an angel. She was so good to him. When his birthday came she made him a cake by herself. Then when he got there he caught Jungle fever and died. Sara was left pennyless. She became a begger and died of hunger."

The End

I left the horrible spelling mistakes in it. yaay

What I learned

Lil' Lilah......Just don't copy The Little Princess because you thought it wasn't violent enough. What is wrong with you. I learned you shouldn't plagiarize other peoples much better stories.

2. Basically it was a Rapunzel retelling that didn't have a title

I was obsessed with The Little Mermaid when I was little. I loved the name Ariel. So I decided to write a story about a girl named Ariel who lived in a tower with her step-mother (sound familiar?)

Her evil step-mother. Ariel loved to paint but her step-mother hated that. So one day the step-mother killed Ariel and threw all her paintings out the window.

What I learned

LIL' LILAH STOP PLAGIARIZING OTHER PEOPLES STORIES AND MURDERING CHARACTERS. STOP IT WITH THE MURDER THING. SHEESH

I tag:

D.G. Snapper at Silver Phoenix

MK at Sarcastic Scribblings
Christine Smith at Musings of an Elf
Lila Kims at The Red-Hooded Writer
Ani *insert really long name here* at A Looong Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far, Away....

If any of you have done this, please feel no obligation to do it. I get it!

Lilah

14 Comments

Ivie BrooksMarch 2, 2018 at 1:00 PM
This is hilarious. Seriously, though, you're scaring me. XD XD (Jk, I love this.)

I especially love the title of this post, lol. XD
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Sarah RodeckerMarch 2, 2018 at 1:28 PM
These are great/hilarious. Honestly, I think I would have liked to read that Rapunzel twist, though. Then have the knight in shining armor see it happen and wage a war against the evil step mother to avenge her. Yeah, 100% would totally read that.
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SnapperMarch 2, 2018 at 5:04 PM
Haha! We've all had those stories... although I never managed to make mine so short. Thanks for tagging me! :D

I'll get to this... eventually. XD
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Skye HoffertMarch 2, 2018 at 5:54 PM
You were born to write horror stories. This was hilarious.
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Catherine HawthornMarch 2, 2018 at 6:08 PM
PFFFFTTTT I can't help it if out can't count, LOL. I'm still laughing about that.

You enjoyed it *evil laugh*

I thought they were worse than that...

Catherine
catherinesrebellingmuse.blogspot.com
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LiaMarch 2, 2018 at 11:14 PM
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Mary KateMarch 2, 2018 at 11:20 PM
Me: *reading this, all happy and smiling*
Me: *reads tags*

no

NO

NOOOOOOOOO
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CeciApril 4, 2018 at 12:30 PM
Thanks for tagging me Lilah!
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